Scary Identity Thief Originally uploaded by CarbonNYC

Winnipeg Police have issued some advice following two cases of MP3 muggery. The advice is; “Certainly nobody wants to lose any personal property, but … if you are approached by individuals who are demanding your property, it’s strongly suggested that you do give it up.”, “Life is far more precious than property.”

One kid got sprayed with bear spray for his MP3 player and another young lady simply gave up hers. Tough break. The police are saying to hand it over. I say don’t even bring your Ipods around, especially out at night when you’re all alone. Instead, you should record your songs onto a cassette and use one of those vintage walkmans with your ivory white ear buds. So when time comes you get jumped.. TADAH!? Jokes on them. Perfect.